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Bina confirmed for best Monster Pulse.

Bina confirmed for best Monster Pulse.

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johndarnielle:

dubdobdee:

woohoo! i mean woooo! woooo! 
danskjavlarna:

"By the sheen of the foam I beheld two skelingtons sitting in their coffins."  From The Story Hunter or Tales of the Weird and Wild by Ernest Richard Suffling, 1896.


I Am The Waving Skeleton

johndarnielle:

dubdobdee:

woohoo! i mean woooo! woooo! 

danskjavlarna:

"By the sheen of the foam I beheld two skelingtons sitting in their coffins."  From The Story Hunter or Tales of the Weird and Wild by Ernest Richard Suffling, 1896.

I Am The Waving Skeleton

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Denny’s what the heck are you feeding these children on a budget of ten whole cents a meal? Are you just feeding them the leftover grease from the skillets or something?

You can’t hide from the truth forever Denny’s!

Denny’s what the heck are you feeding these children on a budget of ten whole cents a meal? Are you just feeding them the leftover grease from the skillets or something?

You can’t hide from the truth forever Denny’s!

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I really like where my grandparents live, it’s always so peaceful around here. Deer run through this area all the time, and during the spring, they’ll also get hummingbirds flying up to that feeder next to the window.

Cambridge, Ohio.

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On that note, I just want to say that this is the best possible song to play when you have friends over, because they’ll always look really confused for about the first 50 seconds or so. And then the chorus hits and they just get really upset with you.

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pyramidslayer:

look at this amazing trump tweet everybody

pyramidslayer:

look at this amazing trump tweet everybody

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Frankly, I’m still not sure why we even have a videogame industry anymore when the greatest game of all time was already released more than 18 years ago.

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It featured a huge science mountain full of robots and a time machine, so again, why exactly are we as a species still wasting time and money on creating new video games when we could be remaking JumpStart Adventures 3rd Grade: Mystery Mountain instead? It just doesn’t make any sense.

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disgustinganimals:

Disgustinganimals, would you mind objectively rating my dog for me please?

(Sorry about the picture quality, her business photos are a few years out of date.)

oh thank god.  i thought your dog was one of those blurry dogs.  i usually see those on friday evenings after a brewery crawl.  they start out like normal dogs and after an hour or two they do this thing where the light around them gets fuzzy and i start crying quietly into my hands insist on going home.  they’re terrifying.

this dog looks professional.  i’d have gotten a tie that ended right above the dog equivalent of the belt line but she did a half-windsor knot!  that’s perfect given her head size and neck measurement!  or is that a four in hand?  either way, good choice.  looks “business” but not too stuck up.  dynamic. positive work vibe.  i would have looked to get fitted shirts that stop at the dog equivalent of the shoulders and slacks that end at the dog equivalent of patent leather shoes. that’s just my preference.

so, apparently, animals don’t need pants to go to work. (or dresses for that matter) while i don’t agree with these unfair amounts of freedoms they receive, if it gets them in the office and out of the house it’s worth it.

i have to say - very savvy business fur.  gives the illusion of a permanent white shirt and tan jacket. your dog makes excellent choices.

this is the part where i’d need to see what kind of benefits your dog negotiated for and maybe get a look at her stock portfolio, but otherwise i think you have a keeper.

7/10.  Would hire.  Great work, fellow human.

Thank you for your honest appraisal, I’ll make sure that she keeps up the good work.

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"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

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