Frankly, I’m still not sure why we even have a videogame industry anymore when the greatest game of all time was already released more than 18 years ago.
It featured a huge science mountain full of robots and a time machine, so again, why exactly are we as a species still wasting time and money on creating new video games when we could be remaking JumpStart Adventures 3rd Grade: Mystery Mountain instead? It just doesn’t make any sense.
Disgustinganimals, would you mind objectively rating my dog for me please?
(Sorry about the picture quality, her business photos are a few years out of date.)
oh thank god. i thought your dog was one of those blurry dogs. i usually see those on friday evenings after a brewery crawl. they start out like normal dogs and after an hour or two they do this thing where the light around them gets fuzzy and i
start crying quietly into my handsinsist on going home. they’re terrifying.
this dog looks professional. i’d have gotten a tie that ended right above the dog equivalent of the belt line but she did a half-windsor knot! that’s perfect given her head size and neck measurement! or is that a four in hand? either way, good choice. looks “business” but not too stuck up. dynamic. positive work vibe. i would have looked to get fitted shirts that stop at the dog equivalent of the shoulders and slacks that end at the dog equivalent of patent leather shoes. that’s just my preference.
so, apparently, animals don’t need pants to go to work. (or dresses for that matter) while i don’t agree with these unfair amounts of freedoms they receive, if it gets them in the office and out of the house it’s worth it.
i have to say - very savvy business fur. gives the illusion of a permanent white shirt and tan jacket. your dog makes excellent choices.
this is the part where i’d need to see what kind of benefits your dog negotiated for and maybe get a look at her stock portfolio, but otherwise i think you have a keeper.
7/10. Would hire. Great work, fellow human.
Thank you for your honest appraisal, I’ll make sure that she keeps up the good work.