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Bluh, I actually went outside yesterday and have documented my experience for posterity. I hope that my findings will help benefit science in some small way.

Pictured above:
- A sandcastle featuring, among other things, an astronaut. Pretty typical fare for Ohio.
- 2 Humpback Caramels
- Some sort of bizarre manhood ritual that involves balancing on a floating log?
- Same as above, except with machetes and a unicycle.
- Baby Turks, apparently being raised to become Turkey President someday? Good luck meeting Obama lil’ guys.
- A real bear, balancing on a ball in exchange for free honey.
- Different bear, performing a SWEET DUNK.
- A much larger, talking bear, having a conversation with some children about fire safety.
- My brother, having tamed a native Giant Cardinal.

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hellaciousbrother:

this bootleg toy version of discovery is a million times better than the real thing

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These tall dogs look like they’re having a good time.

These tall dogs look like they’re having a good time.

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I know a guy from my high school who says he can’t wait to get out of Ohio so that he can finally move to…… Arizona?

I mean come on man, when you say stuff like that you’re supposed to try and move up in life, not aim for the lowest rung possible.

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It’s really hard for me not to side eye people who say things like “Ohio is the worst state because there’s nothing here but farms.” as if that isn’t far more true for every other state between here and the Rockies.

Like, I realize you’re probably just saying that because you’re a dumb teenager, but let’s at least try to think this through.

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Oh, hey PL.

Oh, hey PL.

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It’s been nearly a month since I first saw these shirts, and I’m still completely baffled as to who exactly the intended market for these ugly things are.
What kind of a person would look at this image and think “Oh fantastic! Finally a T-shirt that combines my two greatest loves, Alaska and ketchup.”

It’s been nearly a month since I first saw these shirts, and I’m still completely baffled as to who exactly the intended market for these ugly things are.

What kind of a person would look at this image and think “Oh fantastic! Finally a T-shirt that combines my two greatest loves, Alaska and ketchup.”

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Seattle Reunion Tour: Jailbreak of the Octopi

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Victoria, BC Canada: Home of the nicest weather in the entire British Isles.